Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...