I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
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On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon