How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...