Puerto Rican Offspring
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Winning Nobel prize
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Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
The Darwin Awards
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Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...