Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...