No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...