Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...