BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...