The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...