Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...