Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!