Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
Arriving at Heaven
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Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...