Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...