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Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
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Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
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The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
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25 Fun Pool Activities
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A New York Lawyer
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