Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...