Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...