Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...