The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...