I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...