Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...