between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!