A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...