Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...