You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...