Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...