Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...