CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!