Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...