How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...