Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Chain letter for men!
This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...