What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...