Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...