I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...