Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
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Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Cross mouse cards!
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your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...