Incompatible
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Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
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The Pearly Gates
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Honda, Honda!
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Wife’s Operation
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The American tourist in Dublin
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The bachelor’s diet
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Call the Doctor
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Quote and counter-quote.
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The blonde bank robbers!
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