Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob