There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...