Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...