If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!