Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother