Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...