Headline in the paper
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Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
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Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
What has two legs and bleeds?
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The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...