Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.