Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...