Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...