Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!