How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...