Farm jokes 04
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Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Partner takes vacation
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