Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!