Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...