Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...