What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...