Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Embarrassing moments
Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...