A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...