Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...