The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...