Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...