Brain transplant
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Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...