Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...